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obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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tylerstacobell:

Now that I have your attention, buy Happy Little Pill on iTunes” (x)

(via magicul)

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

(via greed)